Tour To Paris August 22nd -26th

August 22nd-26th 

Chantilly, Thoiry & Standard Athletic  

Tour Summary Won 2 Lost 1 

TOURING PARTY:JeremyLascelles,  Andy Smith, Ollie Smith, Bill Johnson, Andrew Woodhouse,Paul Wakefield,  Charles Fellows-Smith, Michael Blumberg, Joe Ireland,Andy Hill, Tom  Newman (w/k),   
Occasional players:Robert Butlin(Umpire), Phillip Woodhouse(Pianist)  
Supporters:Vicky & Linda
Reserves:Jack Hardy,Richard Clark
Chateau de Chantilly which most of the party visited on Saturday morning

Another year, another tour. Could it be another clean sweep? Well almost, but not quite. After having wrapped up the first two games relatively comfortably, the Virgin/Nomads lads seemed set at the halfway stage of their final game to make it 3 out of 3 again, only for a combination of good batting from the home team, and a moment of huge controversy, to deny them at the last. Game by game Jeremy Lascelles reports:

 Wakers, MB scores, Joe , Phil , Hill sets off to bat, ladies prepare tea 
 Nomads at Chantilly                                                                                The Chantilly Mob
A curious  game this. For some reason all of the batsman struggled to find rhythm  and timing on the artificial surface, so that Jeremy Lascelles' rather  scratchy 51 and Andy Hill's far from fluent 32 seemed better with the  benefit of hindsight than they probably did at the time. Even so, a  final score of 153-8 off their allotted 40 overs appeared to be somewhat  below par, especially as we were 99-1 after 21 overs. However a good  disciplined bowling performance, spearheaded by 15-year-old  butter-wouldn't-melt-in-his-mouth debutant Andrew "Woody" Woodhouse,  ensured that Chantilly were never really at the races (maybe because  they weren't being run at the internationally famous nearby track), or  even at the polo field. In fact they were on the cricket pitch, but with  the exception of opener Shepherd the only man in double figures with  51, none of them for very long. An excellent spell from Joe Ireland of  4-12 pretty much put paid to their hopes, which were finally  extinguished by the Mighty One picking up their last two wickets in the 3  balls that he bowled.
Party time in Chantilly                   Dinner in Chantilly Saturday evening
A   pretty  substantial total of 271-5 meant that Thoiry needed to bat  exceptionally well and/or for Virgin to bowl and field exceptionally  badly (all extremely possible), but not even the presence of Paul  Wakefield in the opposition ranks for this one, was enough to upset la  carte de pomme. A terrific opening partnership of 120 between Sir  Wiiliam of Johnson and Tom "Son of Bill" Newman set the tone. After  refusing to walk when given out lbw (well he had hit the cover off it)  Bill unleashed some mighty blows, but it was the batting of the  17-year-old left-hander Tom that caught the eye, standing upright and  playing very elegantly, fully living up to his extravagant pre-tour  reputation. And some lusty blows by Andy "I'm so damn old I've given up  counting" Smith and young Woody (butter was by now very much starting to  melt in his mouth) who put on 53 runs in the last 6 overs, ensured an  imposing target was set. But with Wakers and young Jack Hardy opening  the innings - both very used to the dream Thoiry batting surface and  well capable of big runs - nothing was being taken for granted. Enter  Richard "King Cock" Clark, decked out in ill-fitting borrowed gear and  his painter's boots. His bowling was as tight as his trousers, he  instantly found his length (the contour of which was visible to all),  and he deservedly picked up both openers in a fine spell. The result was  then never really in doubt, despite some big hitting from Moodly and  Smatti. Ollie Smith twirled away for a 4 wicket return, and Michael "Not  the Mayor of New York" Blumberg(despite his opening three balls going  for 14, in complete contrast to his efforts the previous day) picked up a  couple of expensive wickets. The end came none too soon - the Pizzeria  awaited
Alexandre & Mum try to take the orders Problem solved Nomads feed at Pizzeria Thoiry, Trencherman CFS tucks in



A   good,  keenly contested 35 over game was finally won by SACC in the  penultimate over, but not before a moment of high controversy. Virgin  batted first for the third time on tour, and appeared to post a  competitive total of 200-7. There were contributions pretty much all  down the order, but Paul "Yoda" Wakefield - batting like an Uzbec  warrior - was in particularly shining form before inexplicably running  himself out. There were some fine cameos too, notably from Andy "I've  run out of nicknames" Smith, and a 25 in not much more than a dozen  deliveries from Tom Newman, this despite the considerable handicap of  batting in a cravat. But SACC had a strong batting line-up, and although  they remained behind the run-rate, started with an opening partnership  of 70. But it was the arrival of Riches at no.3 that sparked the game  into life. He had delivered a couple of mighty blows into the forest of  Meudon before seeming to chip one back into the hands of Bill Johnson.  Caught and bowled. Out. Goodnight, Charlie. Or so we thought, to a man.  Not so the batsman, who stood his ground claiming a bump ball. To the  disbelief of our entire team, the umpires agreed with him. Some very  fruity dialogue ensued, and carried on ensuing. Even the most  mild-mannered members of the team were chuntering away in anger and  bewilderment. It was the defining moment of the match, so much so that  by the time that he was finally dismissed (Ollie Smith coolly taking the  second of two huge skiers), the odds had slipped dramatically in SACC's  favour. Virgin still kept it tight (sounds like the title of some soft  porn movie) and stayed competitive, but SACC finally got over the line  with 9 balls remaining.

Full Scorecards  &   More Pictures  

Virgin  XI CC, then an independent club, has been visiting Thoiry since the mid  1990s. Nomads have been visiting SAC since the mid 1970s. Nomads as  CW XI visited Thoiry in 1990. The tour originally just to Thoiry was extended  in 2005 to SAC and in 2007 to Chantilly.  
Virgin  CC in the early 21st century met formally to agree to a merger within  Nomads CC. By a narrow majority the Virgin members present voted to  continue as an independent club. However two of those present namely  Jeremy Lascelles, a founder Virgin, and member of Nomads and Michael  Blumberg, a Virgin member and Hon Sec Nomads subsequently took the  decision to encompass Virgin XI within Nomads CC and there has been no  howl of protest since

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